I cbf typing all this again so to save it til I can get on a better computer that will actually let me press the SEND BUTTON for messages, I'm putting it in a journal

"Ah those pesky internet stalkers and secret government agencies, that's why I didn't put my real surname up (plus Apocalyptus sounds way cooler)
Oh sorry I wrecked your attempt at anonymity, I guess we Greeks are not so quick on the uptake when it comes to being post hip?
New Zealand is pretty cool, and so far no problems with any of them sniffing out my new blood pool, except for the occasional car of shirtless surfer dudes beeping at me when I'm walking by the road. But these trials are just a part of life so I guess I'll have to learn to cope."